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Post by Bobby on Jul 20, 2006 22:20:51 GMT -5
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here--try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
Mike thought that might be a good thing to try, so on his honeymoon Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here, try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants"
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-assed attitude, you never will."
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Post by accord2show on Jul 21, 2006 15:10:47 GMT -5
That is a good one. Nice come back Karen.
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Post by radrado78 on Jul 21, 2006 19:27:39 GMT -5
OUCH she told him hahaha! LOL
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Post by Bryson on Jul 22, 2006 2:01:23 GMT -5
glenn you just pissed cause thats what shelly told you, on your horny moon
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Post by radrado78 on Jul 22, 2006 12:07:13 GMT -5
No man, Shelly told me that would never happen!
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