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Post by Bobby on Jun 15, 2006 1:02:19 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty." This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.
This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1966 in London."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral[/glow]
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Post by radrado78 on Jun 15, 2006 2:51:54 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!!
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Post by Bryson on Jun 16, 2006 0:24:49 GMT -5
thats just wrong!! where in the hell do you get these from? LOL
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Post by DJsZincGT on Jun 16, 2006 7:42:42 GMT -5
DAMMIT!!! Hahahahaha
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Post by Bobby on Jun 16, 2006 23:59:59 GMT -5
im a huge fan of comedy.the way my life goes daily i am always either watchin stand up comedy or reading it online to keep me sane so if something makes me laugh out loud i post it to make other people smile.
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Post by Evomaniac31 on Jun 19, 2006 19:02:51 GMT -5
you guys kill me. lol
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Post by accord2show on Jun 28, 2006 9:05:58 GMT -5
That is just wrong funny but wrong.
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